Why do bad things happen to good people?

Why do bad things happen to good people?
Remove judgment.
Why do things happen to people?
That's better. Silly question, no?
Things happen to people.
Also true:
People happen to things.
People are living things.
Animals are living things.
Events are things.
Accomplishments are things.
So?
Things happen to things.
Reverse the perspective:
Things make things happen.

Is life easier to swallow now?